Aren't you a little groovy to be a Storm Trooper?

Hail to the King baby..

Just thought I'd share this with you. I'm not a huge fan of Elvis - never have been, never will be. So when those dancing Elvis's for cars were massively popular a couple of years ago, I was warning people that they would take over the world. Little did I know that they were, in fact, the relics of a long dead Empire that once ruled an entire galaxy, far, far away. I think that, in contrary to what we have been lead to believe, the downfall of the vastly powerful, supremely Evil Imperial system was the rise of the Elvis clones.

One may ponder which was the lesser of the two evils.

I foresee our own society being brought down by obese, gaudy, monotonous monstrosities - but not of the Elvis kind. I didn't mean this rant to be a snipe on society or anything, but I feel that we are eating ourselves into an early grave. Sure we have been an impressing species, but if we don't curb not only our eating habits, but our rampant ego, we will soon find ourselves suffering a massive coronary whilst we sit atop our squallad thrones of filth.

Isn't it strange how we can draw a comparison from the fate of an uber-celebrity to the fate of our own society. Maybe Elvis was a prophet after-all. Lol. I can see it now..

And now children, allow me to read from the Book of Elvis:

'Thou shall knock me down. Thou shall step in thine face. Thou shall slander thine name, all over the place. Thou shall do anything that thou shall to do, however, thou shall not step on thine blue suede shoes.'

Amen to that.