Micro$oft releases new keyboard

Micro$soft Corporation's answer to critics of it's Windows operating system..

In a bold move to silence critics of it's ever-present Windows operating system, Micro$oft have developed a specialist "keyboard" to be utilised when the system apparently "locks up". Corresponding with Micro$oft's Chief Development Office of Useless Interface Paraphernalia, Benjamin Ulshidt, via Micro$oft's own Netmeeting software, I was able to find out more information. Ulshidt says that the company was in need of a way to respond to claims that operating system was unstable. "Well, obviously these allegations of instability are unfounded. The operating system is simply more thorough than people like to be."

When asked why they would develop a specialist keyboard for the purpose of responding to public criticism, Ulshidt replied "why not? We had some spare cash in the office that we were using as padding in some of our office chairs so we decided to make the CADKB."

When asked why Micro$oft would bother developing an entirely new interface device as opposed to spending funds on fixing problems with their operating system, Ulshidt responded with a chuckle. "How can you fix something that isn't broken? Those reports of 'blue screens of death', so they have been dubbed, are baseless. I challenge one person to.."

[Editor's note: At this moment, the connection was severed and could not be restored. Apparently Ulshidt's computer experienced a malfunction from which it could not be restored, enabling him to use his own invention. It's got to be hard to spell irony with that keyboard.]

Hehe, how good is that keyboard pic? My hat goes off to the person that actually took the time to create it. To have cut apart a real keyboard and have the patience to fashion it into a realistic model takes real skill and dedication to the cause! I'm personally not a huge "anti-corporation" freak, I mean, I am sitting here typing this blog on a Windows XP machine, wearing Mooks glasses and Adidas sneakers whilst sipping from my can of Diet Coke. However, I do think that some of these corporations are ridiculous rich and should share the wealth with those less fortunate.

Thanks goes to Vusak for unearthing this image and forwarding it to me :) Thanks bud.