Angry little monkey
Simulcast on blog.myspace.com/darkris
This is a little out of character for me (planning to write a short little post just to put down a couple of things that are pissing me off).
Generally I'm a big fan of smileys. I use them everywhere I can, because in the past I have sent messages that people have misconstrued. Now generally that doesn't happen, because people know what I'm like, so they know. But every now and then there are people that don't quite know me, or ones that do, but are far too neurotic for their own good. So they take me out of context.
Anyway, in the last few days, I have been ready to denounce my love for smileys. Yup. All of them. You wanna know why?
Because of the little FUCKER that sits in the banner ad at the top of most FUCKING pages that yells at me "SAY SOMETHING!" every FUCKING time I move my mouse to the address bar. But it's not only him, its the little fag that calls out "Hellllloooooooooo" on the sidebars, and the roadrage fucker that says "bite me".
I've resorted to muting my speakers. My sound system is being held to ransom because of smileys and FUCKING ADS!!
FUCK!
Okay, next point.
So, I've started using MySpace a little more. I thought to myself, "Rather than whoring your space out to anyone that happens to send you a friend request, start screening them." That was simple. The next thing was I should probably start talking to people I have added to myspace, or send them messages before I just add anybody. I thought this was the considerate thing to do.
Well, obviously common courtesy isn't practiced by anyone these days because no one fucking replies. I'm sure they reply to the FUCKING TOSSBAGS that take webcam photos of themselves with no tops on showing off their rockhard abs and pecs that they have meticulously spent hours upon hours sculpting to perfection because they have nothing else to do with the great expanse of meaningless time they call their lives.
You know who you are, you fucking spoon. Grow up and put a fucking shirt on.
You people that screen messages should be ashamed of yourselves. Think about the time people spend composing a clever message and consider talking to them instead of just adding all the ripped wankers that just click on add friend and then all they do is leave a comment on your page saying things like "I WNT 2 SEX U". Where is the substance?
It's like schmucks at bars that hop from chick to chick to chick until they stumble on one that is stupid enough to fall for his lines. You have to admire them for their sheer persistance, but you really have to question what is going on inside their heads. How do any girls fall for these guys at all? These douche bags are so obvious, they have no class, no game and worst of all, no respect for the chicks they play.
You people need to grow the fuck up and take a good hard look at yourselves (and I mean that figuratively, because I know you're already looking at yourself in the mirror, and you're blinded by the light you think is shining out of your arse) and grow a fucking brain.
That is all.
So much for a short little post.
This is a little out of character for me (planning to write a short little post just to put down a couple of things that are pissing me off).
Generally I'm a big fan of smileys. I use them everywhere I can, because in the past I have sent messages that people have misconstrued. Now generally that doesn't happen, because people know what I'm like, so they know. But every now and then there are people that don't quite know me, or ones that do, but are far too neurotic for their own good. So they take me out of context.
Anyway, in the last few days, I have been ready to denounce my love for smileys. Yup. All of them. You wanna know why?
Because of the little FUCKER that sits in the banner ad at the top of most FUCKING pages that yells at me "SAY SOMETHING!" every FUCKING time I move my mouse to the address bar. But it's not only him, its the little fag that calls out "Hellllloooooooooo" on the sidebars, and the roadrage fucker that says "bite me".
I've resorted to muting my speakers. My sound system is being held to ransom because of smileys and FUCKING ADS!!
FUCK!
Okay, next point.
So, I've started using MySpace a little more. I thought to myself, "Rather than whoring your space out to anyone that happens to send you a friend request, start screening them." That was simple. The next thing was I should probably start talking to people I have added to myspace, or send them messages before I just add anybody. I thought this was the considerate thing to do.
Well, obviously common courtesy isn't practiced by anyone these days because no one fucking replies. I'm sure they reply to the FUCKING TOSSBAGS that take webcam photos of themselves with no tops on showing off their rockhard abs and pecs that they have meticulously spent hours upon hours sculpting to perfection because they have nothing else to do with the great expanse of meaningless time they call their lives.
You know who you are, you fucking spoon. Grow up and put a fucking shirt on.
You people that screen messages should be ashamed of yourselves. Think about the time people spend composing a clever message and consider talking to them instead of just adding all the ripped wankers that just click on add friend and then all they do is leave a comment on your page saying things like "I WNT 2 SEX U". Where is the substance?
It's like schmucks at bars that hop from chick to chick to chick until they stumble on one that is stupid enough to fall for his lines. You have to admire them for their sheer persistance, but you really have to question what is going on inside their heads. How do any girls fall for these guys at all? These douche bags are so obvious, they have no class, no game and worst of all, no respect for the chicks they play.
You people need to grow the fuck up and take a good hard look at yourselves (and I mean that figuratively, because I know you're already looking at yourself in the mirror, and you're blinded by the light you think is shining out of your arse) and grow a fucking brain.
That is all.
So much for a short little post.
1 Comments:
I was going through my old bookmarks and I clicked on your page. I read your post and I thought to myself, "Oh, gee, he feels the same about those smiley that talk on advertisements as I do about people who put music on their webpages that begin without warning. I hate when I open a webpage and suddenly I have music I don't like either interrupting the music I'm already listening to, or scaring the shit out of me if it's quiet in here".
I understand your frustration with talking advertisements or smiley that otherwise speak to you. The rest of us feel the same way about it, but we also hate the music that starts on your webpage without our requesting it. Please, for the love of your readers, have it default to silent and allow us to turn it on if we would like to share your musical library. I'm sure there are many people who appreciate that it's available to listen to if they like, but I can assure you, no one likes opening a webpage and being blasted with music they did not ask for.
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