And so I doth lose mein blog virginity
Greetings fellow humanoids!
This is your commander, well not really.....I just like to think I'm above other people. Anyhoo this is my first blog! And will most likely be a steaming pile of tish.
What a month it's been. One might say, the worst month of my life. On the first day of chriiiiistmas.....er the month, my long term girlfriend dumps me. Joy! Dont know if I'll ever get over her, being my first true love and serious relationship and all. Worst part is, I know she is probably happy and fine and probably out with friends or even some other guy, while I sit here writing this in a state of primal rage. Good for her, she deserves it. Even after what she's done to me, I still hink she's the best person I've ever met. Go figure.
Then my parents started fighting. Joy! Mums back and forth between home and her mums place, and I'm now left here as acting parent of a 15 year old girl. You may say, but wait, what about your father? Well, he is either too busy at work to be home, or he is away on fishing and racing trips, if they are even real at all. One of the hardest things I've had to do is sit there with this poor little girl and tell her 'no matter what happens, they both love you and everything will be fine'. My non-existent ass. If there is one thing that can make a man cry, it's a woman crying, or in this case, a teenage girl =P
More recently, my cousin got dumped by his girlfriend, OD'd on coke, and blames me for it! Hoorah! His girlfriend had been coming home and literally ignoring him, so I suggested something novel. "hey man, you should try talking to her and getting some answers!". Long story short, she dumped him and has moved in with another guy 3 days later, and he blames me for it because I made him push her too hard or some ridiculous shit. I spose that shows where his head is at, with the drugs and all. Either that or I'm the biggest asshole in the world and just dont realise it yet.
So anyhoo, as you can tell, life is grand at the moment. I wake up, and I'd rather hack at my own nuts with a screw driver than find out what the day has in store for me. Last night was the first time in weeks I'd seen someone who wasnt (a) a disfunctional member of my family (b) someone interviewing me for a job or taking my resume, most likely to hurl in the trash (or c) myself in the mirror. Was a crap night too. Maybe I should go back to checking myself out in the mirror.....
Anyhoo, that'll do. Dont think you can get much more negative and fucked than that right there. If you dont like what you've read and want to tell me to stop whinging, then email me at SUCK MY PISS.
You know I really am a good guy, I'm just in a bad mood and/or patch.
So until next time, peace out y'all
This is your commander, well not really.....I just like to think I'm above other people. Anyhoo this is my first blog! And will most likely be a steaming pile of tish.
What a month it's been. One might say, the worst month of my life. On the first day of chriiiiistmas.....er the month, my long term girlfriend dumps me. Joy! Dont know if I'll ever get over her, being my first true love and serious relationship and all. Worst part is, I know she is probably happy and fine and probably out with friends or even some other guy, while I sit here writing this in a state of primal rage. Good for her, she deserves it. Even after what she's done to me, I still hink she's the best person I've ever met. Go figure.
Then my parents started fighting. Joy! Mums back and forth between home and her mums place, and I'm now left here as acting parent of a 15 year old girl. You may say, but wait, what about your father? Well, he is either too busy at work to be home, or he is away on fishing and racing trips, if they are even real at all. One of the hardest things I've had to do is sit there with this poor little girl and tell her 'no matter what happens, they both love you and everything will be fine'. My non-existent ass. If there is one thing that can make a man cry, it's a woman crying, or in this case, a teenage girl =P
More recently, my cousin got dumped by his girlfriend, OD'd on coke, and blames me for it! Hoorah! His girlfriend had been coming home and literally ignoring him, so I suggested something novel. "hey man, you should try talking to her and getting some answers!". Long story short, she dumped him and has moved in with another guy 3 days later, and he blames me for it because I made him push her too hard or some ridiculous shit. I spose that shows where his head is at, with the drugs and all. Either that or I'm the biggest asshole in the world and just dont realise it yet.
So anyhoo, as you can tell, life is grand at the moment. I wake up, and I'd rather hack at my own nuts with a screw driver than find out what the day has in store for me. Last night was the first time in weeks I'd seen someone who wasnt (a) a disfunctional member of my family (b) someone interviewing me for a job or taking my resume, most likely to hurl in the trash (or c) myself in the mirror. Was a crap night too. Maybe I should go back to checking myself out in the mirror.....
Anyhoo, that'll do. Dont think you can get much more negative and fucked than that right there. If you dont like what you've read and want to tell me to stop whinging, then email me at SUCK MY PISS.
You know I really am a good guy, I'm just in a bad mood and/or patch.
So until next time, peace out y'all